Yes, yes, I know there are good ones. This post isn’t about them.
This post is about the guy who called to leave a voice mail (clearly, a recording) reminding us that the sanitation crews would be one day later this weekend in honor of “Columbia Day.”
God Bless America.

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I just read this out loud at the office. We feel that they probably really were supporting Columbia (ahem, cough *drug reference* sneeze) yesterday.
Funny, huh? I mean this was the guy that they chose to leave the recording.
What’s next? Hallowia?
Maybe Hallowluja.